I have a Microsoft watch

My watch froze today. Yes, it literally froze. Why? I don’t know. I was sitting there in social studies when I looked down to see the time and noticed that nothing was moving. This is very strange because my watch is digital, so it wasn’t the battery. So anyway, none of the buttons worked so I took my watch off, held the strap, and slammed it against the table. It beeped 3 times and then worked fine. What the heck happened? I seriously think that this is a Microsoft watch.

What’s with Microsoft and SuSE? Well, if you have been keeping up with the latest linux news, you should know that SuSE was bought by Novell, which is a really big awesome company. Ever since that happened, Microsoft has been after them because this is a huge threat to their OS monopoly. You see, Novell has the resources to create the best OS ever, which would most likely result in the downfall of microsoft. Anyway, Microsuck hired that guy who talked some german towns into using SuSE and is now using him to try to get those towns back. What’s going to happen? Well, time can only tell, but I’m seeing what could be the downfall of the Microsoft empire in the future.

I switched Desktop Enviornments again. Yeah, for all you Linux geeks out there who know what I’m talking about, I switched to Ximian. I figured it would be good because I use SuSE, which is owned by the same company (Novell, which I talked about earlier). By the way, this is another reason why Microsoft is scared: because Ximian is so incredibly user-friendly. It’s like a mac desktop for pete’s sake! Awesome, very awesome.