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Ok, I’m not going to post much tonight, but I will post this link:
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I’ve also decided to include this for your personal enjoyment:

Woman Accidentally Deletes Internet
Chaos reigned yesterday when it emerged that Boston, Lincs housewife, Ava Pelter, had accidentally deleted the Internet.

“I can’t believe what happened,” the 41 year-old mother of two sobbed. “I went to delete a letter to my sister from the desktop, but I must have been distracted. Next thing I knew the Internet was in the Recycle Bin.”

Almost immediately millions of people were left high and dry as the Internet vanished.

“I was, like, surfing the Net for entirely work purposes,” said road sweeper John Garner. “Suddenly my connection failed, and I couldn’t, er, examine the pictoral evidence supporting my theory that female road sweepers work harder with less clothes on.”

“I was in the middle of an important email conversation,” Yale professor Martin Klunes added. When pressed further, Klunes admitted his ‘important’ conversation was sent between himself and WashedUpActors Entertainment. Klunes had been hoping to book ex-Monkee Davey Jones for his wedding reception, but the plans were left up in the air by the sudden loss of the Net mid-way through delicate negotiations.

“My fiancee will be devastated,” Klunes added.

Already experts are divided as to the actions to take to restore the Internet and - more importantly - ensure it is never accidentally deleted again.

“We’ll have the rebuild the Internet piece-by-piece,” noted Internet expert Carol Vorderman posited. “Of course, if my Internet books had been made compulsory purchases, this would never have happened.”

“Pelter should try hiring a data-recovery specialist,” computer programmer and social misfit Joseph Lincoln argued in turn. “The cost of retrieving all that data will run into the gazillions, but it would act as a hard lesson to Pelter - and other non-Internet experts - to leave the Net to those more qualified to surf it, such as adolescents, computer experts and hot babes looking to share their wares with the world.”

“Why doesn’t she just drag it out of the Recycle Bin?” Pelter’s husband, Kevin, suggested to the shocked audience of experts.

The Internet is now up and running again. Experts refused to reveal how it was recovered, but claimed to have spent long hours devising the solution. Kevin Pelter was unavailable for comment.


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