Hello everybody!! I was just taking my monthly look at the stats, and I realized how many visitors I have! It’s amazing!! To give you an idea of how many people I’m talking about, let me tell you my average amount of hits per day. You better sit down for this one. Oh, wait, you’re already sitting. 1253. That’s just in 1 day!!! So far this month, I’ve gotten 25,072 hits. That’s quite good for a site that was made by a 13 year-old! 
Why are some people so stupid?? No, I’m not kidding about this. Why don’t they search?? It’s not even funny how many IMs I get daily that say “How do I put pics into my profile?” (I’m a moderator on buddy4u.com, which is a profile site). Now, there are thousands of posts on the Buddy4u.com forums that answer that question, but nobody ever clicks that magic “search” button. There’s also a little something called “google”. It’s a search engine. It’s very, very amazing. You just enter in what you’re looking for, and what you’re looking for magically pops up! How do they do it??? Now if more people used this “Search Engine”, I would be happier, Google would make more money so they will be happier, and all will be well again.
InkLink tricks I’ve played on my sister. Every day, my sister goes on shockwave.com, and plays an online multiplayer game called InkLink. It’s sort of like Pictionary. You take turns drawing pictures, and other people guess what you’re drawing. Anyway, you can also chat. Now anyway, my sister gets pissed when people “whisper” her asking asl, and she always gives them fake info. Then if they ask stupid sex questions, she plays around with them. Well, since I’m on Linux, she knows that I can’t play it, but she doesn’t know that this is a dual boot system. I know I’m so evil. Anyway, today I posed as some guy named “I_Am_Sexy” in inklink, and started flirting with her. She said that she was 13 and she lives in california. So anyway, I decided to frighten her a bit. I told her “no silly, you live in ———- and you’re 10″. She got SO scared, and ran upstairs to me to tell me what happened. When I heard her coming, I shut off my monitor, jumped on my bed and pretended to be taking a nap. Anyway, she STILL doesn’t know that that guy was really me. bwah ha ha ha.
