Louis: I love being able to watch nature in the comfort of my own living room.
Louis: because, you know
Louis: I don't want to go outside and all
Kat: what is outside?
Kat: is that a game?
Kat: :]-
Louis: It's kind of like second life
Louis: except you can't fly
Louis: and the perverts are less obvious

(17:39:21) Bobby: hshshsh
(17:39:23) Bobby: :)
(17:39:31) LouisC: hshshsh
(17:39:36) LouisC: ?
(17:39:43) LouisC: hahahah you mean
(17:39:44) Bobby: its my new way of laughing
(17:39:47) Bobby: hshshs
(17:39:51) Bobby: its unique

(15:03:51) Casey: i got in a car accident last time
(15:04:23) Casey: night
(15:04:52) LouisC: cool
(15:05:04) Casey: ...
(15:05:12) Casey: or not...
(15:05:20) LouisC: accidents are awesome
(15:05:44) LouisC: they're like an orgy, with less people, without sex, with two cars, that hit eachother, with a person driving each one
(15:05:53) Casey: you are a moron
(15:06:07) LouisC: I had no idea :-D
(15:06:10) LouisC: so what happened?
(15:06:17) LouisC: your fault or the other guy's?
(15:10:02) LouisC: or you can just, you know, ignore me
(15:10:23) Casey: will you chill for a min? :P
(15:10:35) LouisC: I chilled for four minutes :P
(15:10:43) LouisC: but yeah
(15:10:44) Casey: that sounds quotable
(15:10:48) LouisC: it is
(15:10:52) Casey: ding ding ding
(15:10:59) LouisC: should I quote it?
(15:11:07) Casey: do you want to quote it?
(15:11:16) LouisC: I could
(15:11:20) LouisC: I will

(20:14:06) Mikey: what do I do if my google analytics invitation code isn't working?
(20:14:09) Mikey: lol
(20:14:19) LouisC: you cry in the corner
(20:14:43) Mikey: oh
(20:14:52) LouisC: so shoo
(20:14:57) LouisC: go cry in the corner

(16:00:14) Antonio has signed off.
(16:00:33) Antonio has signed on.
(16:00:38) Antonio: doh.
(16:00:47) LouisC: lolz
(16:00:59) LouisC: zzzzzz
(16:01:05) LouisC: zzzzzzzz
(16:01:08) LouisC: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
(16:01:11) LouisC: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(16:01:17) ***LouisC wakes up
(16:01:20) LouisC: crap, I fell asleep

(22:36:26) Antonio: well one program bit the dust.
(22:36:31) Antonio: nero is gone.
(22:36:34) Antonio: wont burn it freezes.
(22:36:47) Antonio: oh the irony
(22:36:51) Antonio: a burner that freezes.

"That's my burrito! Don't eat it! Don't eat it!" - John, CEO of XMGNetworks on skype

"I've been talking to you guys for the last 5 minutes and my microphone was on mute" - Michael on skype

(16:05:06) LouisC: I got the same headset as you today
(16:05:11) LouisC: I just can't get the speakers to work
(16:05:12) Vinny: it awsome
(16:05:14) LouisC: mic works fine
(16:05:16) LouisC: yeah
(16:05:20) Vinny: o
(16:05:29) Vinny: i pluged mine in and it worked
(16:05:36) LouisC: Same here
(16:05:41) LouisC: I plugged mine in and it worked
(16:05:45) LouisC: just not the speakers
(16:05:50) Vinny: 1o
(16:05:52) Vinny: lol
(16:06:01) Vinny: what u gonna do now?
(16:06:15) LouisC: I'm gonna figure out what's wrong, dumbass

01:10:38) Vinny: i dont no whats the debugger is
(01:12:57) Vinny: cna u go onm skype
(01:12:58) Vinny: ?
(01:13:06) Vinny: can u go on skype
(01:13:06) Vinny: ?
(01:13:21) LouisC: no
(01:13:26) Vinny: omfg y
(01:14:10) Vinny: should i put in the restore dick
(01:14:16) Vinny: and not format c: and lose
(01:14:17) LouisC: hah
(01:14:18) Vinny: just fix
(01:14:19) LouisC: you said dick

(23:33:52) Vinny: wow.
(23:33:54) Vinny: why
(23:33:55) Vinny: who
(23:33:56) Vinny: nvm

(23:23:46) [name taken out]: is your last name chapman
(23:23:54) LouisC: nope

(22:22:01) Vinny: so dumb
(22:22:11) LouisC: heh
(22:22:15) LouisC: you really shouldn't talk
(22:22:30) Vinny: whats do u mean
(22:22:34) Vinny: shouldent talk
(22:22:55) Vinny: whats u mean
(22:23:08) LouisC: I rest my case

(21:06:38) xO BlondeChik x3: how stupid..
(21:07:01) LouisC: Hey, my little sister's stupid!

(00:38:28) Ally: so what would you do if a girl asked you to homecoming
(00:38:35) Ally: is that, weird at all?
(00:38:38) LouisC: I'd freak
(00:39:04) Ally: is it really that weird if a girl asks a guy
(00:39:15) LouisC: no, it's really that weird if a girl asks me
(00:39:28) LouisC: and if she's hot, I'd freak twice

"You want me to hang up you?" -Casey on skype

"I love how people make websites for their new children...
I mean, it's like calling out, COME HERE! MOLEST MY CHILD!" -Louis C. (me) on skype

"Guys that are named Casey are doomed to be queers" -Me on Skype, talking about gay names

"I can't wait to play with it" -Me on skype, talking about IPB 2.1

<XMG-EricS> whoops
<XMG-EricS> forgot i had pms blocked...
<XMG-Louis> heh... pms
<XMG-EricS> lol, louis how old are we?
<XMG-EricS> xD
<XMG-EricS> oh noes!
<XMG-Louis> heh
* XMG-EricS runs to the pooooooooooooooooty
* XMG-EricS runs to the pooooooooooooooootty
<XMG-Louis> lol.. pooty
<XMG-Casey> immature
<XMG-Louis> pooty pooty pooty
<-- XMG-Casey has quit (Quit: Hey, maybe I just don't like you.)
<XMG-Louis> :(
<XMG-EricS> ouch

(16:50:36) Casey: I leave for Orlando in 8 frickin days!!
(16:50:51) LouisC: woo?
(16:51:08) Casey: wooooo
(16:51:18) Casey: there are supposed to be some really really hot guys from MS going
(16:51:45) LouisC: MS better not be what I think it isd
(16:51:46) LouisC: *is
(16:52:04) Casey: the SOUTHERN ACCENT CAPITAL buddy
(16:52:11) LouisC: alright, good
(16:52:21) LouisC: I thought it was microSUCK
(16:52:21) Casey: why...
(16:52:24) Casey: hahahahahahaha
(16:52:49) Casey: and why would m$ be at an All-Star chorale competition?
(16:53:47) LouisC: who knows, maybe they have a new singing game for XBox or something
(16:53:53) Casey: shut up
(16:53:55) Casey: lol
(16:54:18) LouisC: New, from Microsuck: Super Chorus 2005!
(16:54:27) Casey: shuuut up
(16:54:32) LouisC: Singing is now easier than ever
(16:54:37) Casey: boy
(16:54:39) Casey: don't make me smack you
(16:54:50) LouisC: get judged by professional judges on XBox Live
(16:54:56) LouisC: Compete in tournaments!
(16:55:08) Casey: BOY!
(16:55:10) LouisC: You could even join an online chorus!
(16:55:12) Casey: watch yourself
(16:55:45) LouisC: If you don't have XBox Live, you can sing in front of our special AI judges
(16:55:51) LouisC: with new, voice recognition
(16:55:59) LouisC: *microphone sold seperately*

(17:59:35) Chris: i've got 10 percent rap, maybe around 2 gigs and the rest rock, jazz, classical
(18:00:00) Louis: JAZZ????
(18:00:03) Louis: JAZZ SUCKS
(18:00:14) Chris: I SLAP YOU!
(18:00:21) ***Louis punches Chris
(18:00:31) ***Chris defends punch
(18:00:34) Louis: too late
(18:00:35) ***Chris brings out pikachu
(18:00:42) ***Louis shoots pikachu
(18:00:47) ***Chris goes to get snack
(18:00:52) ***Louis shoots snack
(18:00:58) ***Chris cries
(18:01:04) ***Louis shoots Chris
(18:01:22) ***Chris dies

<XMG-EricW> john i need help lol
<XMG-John> yeah

(17:46:00) Monique: Omg this is so scary!!!!!send this to 15 ppl. in 143 min. and then press f6 and your crushes name will apear in big letters !! it is so scary cause it realy works but if you break the chain you will be cursed w/ relationship problems for the next 10 years !!! so hurry hurry !!Omg this is so scary!!
(17:46:20) Louis: my f6 key is broken

(23:58:20) Scott: I'm obsessed with eyes lol
(23:58:46) Louis: you're one strange, strange little man
(23:58:59) Scott: you're the one quoting toy story
(23:59:18) Louis: you're the one who knows where it comes from
(23:59:35) Scott: I guess we're both losers now ^_^
(23:59:43) Louis: yep
(23:59:56) Scott: time to add a quote ^_^
(23:59:59) Louis: yep

(16:55:24) Joanna: WHATS HURR SN
(16:55:33) Joanna: sry lol wrong IM
(16:55:50) LouisC: wow
(16:57:23) Joanna: wtf is hurr SN OMG JUST TELL MEE
(16:57:34) Joanna: WOA SORRY
(16:57:41) LouisC: lmao
(16:58:17) Joanna: WHY???
(16:58:23) Joanna: sorry omg lol
(16:58:36) Joanna: I m xing u out dnt IM me lololol sorry

(00:46:17) Claire T.: g'night louis.
(00:46:19) Claire T.: merry christmas
(00:46:30) Louis: I'm jewish.
(00:46:34) Claire T.: oops
(00:46:36) Louis: j/k
(00:46:38) Louis: haha
(00:46:39) Claire T.: lmao
(00:46:40) Claire T.: you suck!
(00:46:41) Louis: Merry Christmas!

(18:30:17) Chris: its hilarious
(18:31:03) Louis: what
(18:31:56) Chris has become idle.

(14:47:29) ***Bobby is rewriting the WP login system
(14:47:37) Louis: uh oh
(14:47:40) ***Louis runs
(14:47:47) Bobby: hey, its working pretty well so far :P
(14:47:49) ***Louis watches as WP explodes
(14:47:54) Louis: AHHHHHHHHHH
(14:48:31) ***Louis watches as tons of mini virtual people run from Bobby's copy of wordpress

(21:48:52) Bobby: YES
(21:48:57) Bobby: I FIXED IT
(21:49:00) Louis: woo hoo
(21:49:10) Bobby: its a sort of dirty hack since wps upgrade schema is shit
(21:55:07) Bobby: well bloody hell
(21:55:11) Bobby: i created the worst possible error
(21:55:20) Bobby: the absolute worst
(21:55:33) Bobby: the kind where its giving you unexpected characters on a line that doesn't exist
(21:55:52) Louis: haha
(21:56:06) Bobby: and its usually not so bad
(21:56:13) Bobby: but in this case its a 1395 line file

(18:48:23) Bobby: i think my computer is even tired of compiling
(18:48:32) Bobby: i just saw a "depressed.so" scroll by
(18:48:52) Louis: haha
(18:49:18) Louis: depressed.so i.am taking.a break

(19:51:06) Louis: dude
(19:51:27) Louis: tonight at dinner my mom was like "Louis, you're eyes look really wierd"
(19:51:38) Louis: and I'm like, "Yeah, so?"
(19:51:47) Louis: and she's like, "are you stoned?"

(20:15:34) Videogamegeek756: good night
(20:15:40) Louis: g
(20:15:42) Louis: night
(20:15:49) Videogamegeek756: And tell Caitlin.
(20:15:56) Louis: tell her what
(20:16:20) Videogamegeek756: That i might not come back to school
(20:16:35) Louis: you might not come back to school?
(20:17:57) Videogamegeek756: Well, i have to see a theropist since the school thinks im a monster and if the theropist sees that, i cant go back to school and go to jail. But if he sees im a happy child i can go back and be hapy again
(20:18:13) Videogamegeek756: i just want my life to go back to normal
(20:18:21) Louis: what happened?
(20:18:49) Videogamegeek756: I told Andrew i was going to kill him
(20:18:58) Louis: you did?
(20:19:00) Louis: when?
(20:19:28) Videogamegeek756: Last week and yesterday. He got me so mad it just came out
(20:19:46) Louis: Why didn't you tell me?
(20:20:05) Videogamegeek756: You would have just said Hahahaha
(20:20:15) Louis: HAHAHA
(20:20:24) Videogamegeek756: See?
(20:20:28) Louis: so you got exspelled?
(20:20:32) Louis: *expelled
(20:20:40) Louis: why?
(20:21:12) Videogamegeek756: No, i have to go see the theropist. I just hope he sees that im not a monster aand can go back to school
(20:21:30) Louis: haha, I'm just messing with you
(20:21:32) Louis: g'night
(20:22:05) Videogamegeek756: Good Night, and tell Caitlin what happened and wish me luck( if u want me back in school)
(20:22:11) Louis: tell her what
(20:22:23) Videogamegeek756: That im suspended
(20:22:33) Louis: you are?
(20:23:09) Videogamegeek756: Ur very funny. u always make me laugh.... here we go again.... Well, i have to see a theropist since the school thinks im a monster and if the theropist sees that, i cant go back to school and go to jail. But if he sees im a happy child i can go back and be hapy again
(20:23:22) Louis: God, why are you keeping me online so late?
(20:23:26) Louis: I gotta go to bed
(20:23:31) Louis: why do you keep talking?
(20:23:36) Louis: I'm gonna go to bed now
(20:23:37) Louis: g'night


I love messing with people :-) I knew about it the whole time: he told me earlier.

(21:51:04) Bobby: i like beating the shit out of things

(16:18:31) Zack has gone away.
(16:18:37) Zack is no longer away.
(16:19:15) Zack has gone away.
(16:19:24) Zack is no longer away.
(16:20:47) Louis: having fun?

[23:48:41] <Louis C.>
/me misses /me
[23:49:24] <Louis C.>
/me steals Bobby's focus
[23:49:29] <Louis C.>
/me steals it again
[23:49:31] <Louis C.>
and again
[23:49:33] <Louis C.>
:-)
[23:49:45] <Louis C.>
peekaboo!
[23:50:04] <falsehopes>
lol
[23:50:11] <falsehopes>
asshole
[23:50:28] <falsehopes>
/me throws skypes ugly interface at louis
[23:50:42] <Louis C.>
/me eats skype's ugly interface
[23:50:52] <Louis C.>
ewwwwwwwwww it tastes funny

(19:32:44) Peter is g0dLy: hit up my NFL talk [NFL talk was linked, but the link was removed]
(19:33:29) Louis: no
(19:33:54) Peter is g0dLy: your too feminine I see
(19:34:07) Louis: yep, I guess so
(19:34:29) Peter is g0dLy: you like Balet?
(19:34:37) Louis: hell no
(19:34:52) Peter is g0dLy: aw come on, you'd look cute in a little pink tootoo
(19:35:39) Louis: it's tutu, if you're going to insult someone, do it right

(18:05:08) Bobby: 64-but BABY
(18:05:11) Bobby: bit**
(18:05:15) Bobby: shit, that was a bad typo

(22:58:50) Louis: Yo
(22:58:56) Louis: :-) LMAO
(22:59:01) Louis: I CAN'T DO IT!
(22:59:04) Bobby: i was about to shoot you
(22:59:38) Bobby: using then nigga words when i'm around
(22:59:47) Bobby: thems fightin' words

(22:56:10) Peter is g0dLy: 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years!
(22:56:49) Louis: wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! You're on Crack! You're on Crack! You're on Crack! You're on Crack! You're on Crack! You're on Crack! You're on Crack! You're on Crack! You're on Crack! You're on Crack! You're on Crack! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?!wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?! wtf?!wtf?! wtf?!
(22:56:56) Peter is g0dLy: 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years! v
(22:57:13) Louis: You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper! You're too hyper!

(23:03:49) ***Bobby sucks up his pride and goes on EFnet
(23:04:04) Louis: you bastard
(23:04:11) Louis logged out.
(23:04:47) Louis: *hehe*

(22:59:05) Chris: i just saw the best commecial
(22:59:10) Chris: commerciakl
(22:59:12) Louis: commercial
(22:59:12) Chris: gah
(22:59:18) Chris: damn typing
(22:59:20) Chris: well
(22:59:24) Chris: anyway
(22:59:35) Chris: its all these people running in a gym
(22:59:41) Chris: and each one is listening to musix
(22:59:47) Chris: old guy - old musix
(22:59:52) Chris: young woman - pop
(22:59:54) Chris: etc.
(23:00:06) Chris: then we go to this really fit looking person
(23:00:08) Louis: musix?
(23:00:12) Chris: music
(23:00:21) Chris: and its like "USA USA USA"
(23:00:27) Chris: with clapping and cheering
(23:00:27) Louis: wtf is musix
(23:00:35) Chris: oh, lemme explain
(23:00:44) Chris: its how cool people say "music"
(23:00:58) Louis: so why are you saying it?
(23:01:20) Louis: OWNED!

(22:23:09) YummySugaCookies: So how do you get to nyc?
(22:23:13) YummySugaCookies: on a boat?
(22:23:14) YummySugaCookies: lol
(22:23:46) Louis: it's called a bridge
(22:24:00) Louis: lol
(22:24:55) YummySugaCookies: DOH!
(22:24:56) YummySugaCookies: lol
(22:25:09) YummySugaCookies: I'm so having moments today!

Here is a convo that I had with a poor excuse of a webdesigner. I was originally going to remove her screenname, but I'm not going to, since she really pissed me off, when I was just trying to talk:

(17:13:59) l 2 l Nekked: looks like the administrator took your site off of topsites
(17:14:45) l 2 l Nekked: oh and the fact that my site isnt compatible with firefox says nothing about how well i design. my sites are strictly for IE and if you dont like it? yknow what? tough.
(17:14:59) l 2 l Nekked: i design the way I see fit, i dont design for the sole purpose of pleasing shit heads like you
(17:15:08) l 2 l Nekked: who have nothing better to do than try to insult someone online
(17:15:10) l 2 l Nekked: ONLINE.
(17:15:13) l 2 l Nekked: you dont even KNOW me
(17:15:21) l 2 l Nekked: so before you even start with me why dont you get a fucking life.
(17:15:49) Louis: wow
(17:15:52) Louis: that was mean
(17:15:53) l 2 l Nekked: thats all i had to say
(17:15:54) l 2 l Nekked: goodbye
(17:15:56) Louis: I just wanted to talk
(17:16:00) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:16:10) Louis: hey, I just stated my opinion
(17:16:14) Louis: that's what comments are for
(17:16:25) Louis: all of my sites are CSS
(17:16:50) l 2 l Nekked: then why dont you fucking write a comment that doesnt insult me? even if mishap my site does look screwed up to you
(17:16:54) l 2 l Nekked: you could have been niceer about it
(17:17:02) l 2 l Nekked: instead of been a total shit head
(17:17:04) Louis: Your old layout looked better
(17:17:09) l 2 l Nekked: i dont give a shit
(17:17:11) l 2 l Nekked: really
(17:17:13) l 2 l Nekked: i REALLY dont.
(17:17:23) l 2 l Nekked: and you dont seem to understand that
(17:17:24) Louis: I was simply saying that your new layout is screwed up in other browsers
(17:17:29) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:17:30) l 2 l Nekked: you said
(17:17:36) l 2 l Nekked: "your layout looks pretty screwed up"
(17:17:39) l 2 l Nekked: no explanation
(17:17:40) Louis: yeah
(17:17:42) Louis: and it does
(17:17:46) l 2 l Nekked: no constructive criticism
(17:17:52) l 2 l Nekked: and as i've just said:
(17:17:53) Louis: Then you go on my site, and you start bashing it
(17:17:54) l 2 l Nekked: i dont care
(17:17:55) l 2 l Nekked: I
(17:17:56) l 2 l Nekked: DONT
(17:17:57) l 2 l Nekked: CARE.
(17:18:04) Louis: *sigh*
(17:18:14) Louis: I was hoping for a nice convo
(17:18:18) l 2 l Nekked: i design the way i see fit. if i can see my layout fine then thats the end of it
(17:18:22) l 2 l Nekked: you dont like it, then tough
(17:18:24) l 2 l Nekked: dont look at it
(17:18:27) l 2 l Nekked: because i dont even know you
(17:18:32) Louis: so, you don't care about anyone but myself
(17:18:32) l 2 l Nekked: and therefore i couldnt give less than half a shit
(17:18:35) l 2 l Nekked: whether u like it or not?
(17:18:37) Louis: *yourself
(17:18:49) l 2 l Nekked: when it comes to my designing? thats right.
(17:18:59) l 2 l Nekked: who said i design for other people?
(17:19:08) l 2 l Nekked: i design for the pure satisfaction of myself.
(17:19:12) Louis: Well, I sit there working on a 100% CSS layout, and most of the time it doesn't work in IE
(17:19:22) Louis: so I sit there for hours more making it work
(17:19:22) l 2 l Nekked: what part of that are you not grasping?
(17:19:28) Louis: you don't give a shit
(17:19:30) Louis: do you
(17:19:32) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:19:33) l 2 l Nekked: i dont
(17:19:36) l 2 l Nekked: really really dont
(17:19:38) Louis: wow, how selfish is that
(17:19:42) l 2 l Nekked: selfish?
(17:19:43) l 2 l Nekked: its my blog
(17:19:44) l 2 l Nekked: not yours
(17:19:47) l 2 l Nekked: you dont have to read it
(17:19:50) l 2 l Nekked: you dont have to look at it
(17:19:52) Louis: I thought you were nice, from your site you looked pretty nice
(17:19:56) l 2 l Nekked: i am nice
(17:20:01) l 2 l Nekked: to people who are courteous
(17:20:02) Louis: why did you get me removed from the list then?
(17:20:05) l 2 l Nekked: and can show me some respect
(17:20:06) l 2 l Nekked: i didnt
(17:20:12) l 2 l Nekked: the topsites admin thought it was best to
(17:20:13) Louis: then who did
(17:20:16) l 2 l Nekked: the
(17:20:17) l 2 l Nekked: topsites
(17:20:18) l 2 l Nekked: ad
(17:20:19) l 2 l Nekked: min
(17:20:25) Louis: did you report me?
(17:20:27) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:20:29) l 2 l Nekked: i did not
(17:20:33) Louis: can I talk to him or her?
(17:20:35) l 2 l Nekked: i dont even like the kid
(17:20:47) l 2 l Nekked: if you can find him, fine.
(17:20:51) l 2 l Nekked: i dun care
(17:20:56) Louis: *sigh*
(17:21:07) l 2 l Nekked: yknow what? yes i realize im coming off as an uber bitch right now
(17:21:07) Louis: listen, I don't like xanga
(17:21:14) Louis: that's why I entered the list
(17:21:17) l 2 l Nekked: but who told u to COME to MY xanga and insult me?
(17:21:19) l 2 l Nekked: heres the facts:
(17:21:21) l 2 l Nekked: this is my design
(17:21:22) l 2 l Nekked: this is my blog
(17:21:26) l 2 l Nekked: no one told u to come look at it
(17:21:28) Louis: I DIDN'T!!!!
(17:21:28) l 2 l Nekked: you didnt have to
(17:21:31) l 2 l Nekked: you chose to
(17:21:41) Louis: I was just looking at the other sites
(17:21:41) l 2 l Nekked: therefore if my design looks like shit to u
(17:21:43) Louis: that's all
(17:21:43) l 2 l Nekked: deal with it.
(17:21:51) Louis: I noticed that your site was messed up
(17:21:55) Louis: so I thought I'd let you know
(17:21:58) l 2 l Nekked: then you could have stated WHY
(17:22:01) Louis: I'm sorry if I came off mean
(17:22:03) l 2 l Nekked: because to everyone else it looks fine
(17:22:13) Louis: I was going out, and I was in a hurry
(17:22:35) l 2 l Nekked logged in.
(17:22:36) l 2 l Nekked: then dont comment at all!
(17:22:38) l 2 l Nekked: JESUS CHRIST
(17:22:47) Louis: I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW!!!!
(17:22:55) l 2 l Nekked: then let me know when u have the fucking time
(17:22:58) l 2 l Nekked: to be decent about it
(17:22:59) l 2 l Nekked: instead of
(17:23:04) l 2 l Nekked: ur site looks messed up.
(17:23:06) l 2 l Nekked: -end-
(17:23:16) l 2 l Nekked: yknow what impression that gives me of u?
(17:23:25) Louis: screwed, not messed, I said screwed
(17:23:34) l 2 l Nekked: thats even worse.
(17:23:40) Louis: you think that I'm an ass right now, right?
(17:23:45) l 2 l Nekked: yes
(17:23:58) Louis: Well, I'm sorry If I don't think when I'm in a hurry
(17:24:05) l 2 l Nekked: you're forgiven
(17:24:22) Louis: thank you
(17:24:24) l 2 l Nekked: mhm
(17:25:11) l 2 l Nekked: and by the way, xanga uses tables.. the entire structure is in tables. from blogheader to blog body to footer
(17:25:18) Louis: I hate tables
(17:25:20) l 2 l Nekked: so obviously its not too cool with firefox
(17:25:33) Louis: why don't you just switch to wordpress or blogger
(17:25:39) Louis: or something decent
(17:25:41) l 2 l Nekked: i have greymatter
(17:25:43) l 2 l Nekked: on my site
(17:25:45) l 2 l Nekked: at raw-intent
(17:25:49) l 2 l Nekked: but i had to slice the images
(17:25:52) l 2 l Nekked: and use tables
(17:25:58) l 2 l Nekked: so i wouldnt have to use divs
(17:26:00) Louis: raw-intent was also messed up
(17:26:04) l 2 l Nekked: to u
(17:26:08) Louis: yeah
(17:26:09) Louis: to me
(17:26:16) Louis: and all the other firefox sers
(17:26:20) Louis: *users
(17:26:26) l 2 l Nekked: i really couldnt give a shit less about firefox users
(17:26:50) Louis: why?
(17:27:01) l 2 l Nekked: like i said
(17:27:12) l 2 l Nekked: its my design. if it looks fucked up to u, then dont look at it
(17:27:13) l 2 l Nekked: simple as that
(17:27:36) Louis: well, you're really bitchy today, aren't you
(17:27:46) l 2 l Nekked: im menstruating
(17:27:54) Louis: ah, that explains it
(17:27:58) l 2 l Nekked: but thats how i feel most of the time
(17:28:01) l 2 l Nekked: seriously
(17:28:07) l 2 l Nekked: i spend a lot of time on the layouts
(17:28:13) l 2 l Nekked: mostly because im more of a graphic designer
(17:28:15) l 2 l Nekked: than a webdesigner
(17:28:30) l 2 l Nekked: so i dont need someone to tell me that the sites fucked up
(17:28:41) Louis: Hmm, well I'm both a graphic designer and a webdesigner
(17:28:57) Louis: but why use tables?
(17:29:03) l 2 l Nekked: because i didnt want to use divs
(17:29:18) Louis: Well, they offer more customisation
(17:29:28) Louis: and they're more compatable with other browsers
(17:29:31) l 2 l Nekked: they misalign easily
(17:29:39) l 2 l Nekked: as you can see by my xanga
(17:29:43) l 2 l Nekked: theyre divs
(17:29:54) l 2 l Nekked: not tables
(17:30:15) Louis: nah, there are tables there too
(17:30:22) l 2 l Nekked: well inside the divs
(17:30:24) l 2 l Nekked: there are
(17:30:30) l 2 l Nekked: but that doesnt effect the positioning
(17:30:33) Louis: nah, the divs are inside tables
(17:30:37) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:30:38) l 2 l Nekked: the tables
(17:30:40) l 2 l Nekked: are inside
(17:30:41) l 2 l Nekked: the divs.
(17:30:46) l 2 l Nekked: i coded it. i would know.
(17:31:14) Louis: there are a few divs outside the tables
(17:31:18) Louis: but most are on the inside
(17:31:21) l 2 l Nekked: the blogbody, blogheader, footer, and header is all in that main div with all my blog content in it
(17:31:39) l 2 l Nekked: when you put an open div at the end of your code
(17:31:47) l 2 l Nekked: it puts everything including all the tables
(17:31:50) l 2 l Nekked: inside that one div.
(17:32:02) Louis: uh, you shouldn't leave divs open
(17:32:04) l 2 l Nekked: any other div u use must be closed and put before the open div
(17:32:11) Louis: just so you know
(17:32:12) l 2 l Nekked: i put it open so the content would be inside
(17:32:14) l 2 l Nekked: wake up.
(17:32:16) Louis: never leave open divs
(17:32:24) Louis: they screw things up
(17:32:32) l 2 l Nekked: if you close the div then the content lays outside of it
(17:32:44) l 2 l Nekked: if you leave it open, the content is inside it
(17:32:48) Louis: well, that may be xanga
(17:32:52) l 2 l Nekked: no shit
(17:32:56) l 2 l Nekked: i would never leave a div open
(17:32:58) l 2 l Nekked: on regular html
(17:33:01) l 2 l Nekked: but this is xanga
(17:33:21) l 2 l Nekked: theres always a reason why i do things. thats also something i wanted to tell you
(17:33:24) Louis: which is why, I don't like xanga
(17:33:25) l 2 l Nekked: i used tables for a reason
(17:33:27) l 2 l Nekked: well too bad
(17:33:32) l 2 l Nekked: no ones telling u to look at it
(17:33:41) l 2 l Nekked: i used divs for a reason
(17:33:49) l 2 l Nekked: i used tables on my raw-intent layout for a reason
(17:33:56) l 2 l Nekked: there is ALWAYS a reason
(17:34:03) l 2 l Nekked: whether you can see it or not, is not my problem
(17:34:17) Louis: the reason why you used tables on raw-intent was because you're lazy
(17:34:21) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:34:23) l 2 l Nekked: wth
(17:34:36) l 2 l Nekked: i used the tables because if i used divs ,it would be misaligned on some resolutions
(17:34:40) l 2 l Nekked: dude wtf is your problem
(17:34:44) l 2 l Nekked: dont go fucking assuming shit
(17:34:52) Louis: you don't want to bother with getting the divs to align correctly, so you used tables
(17:34:57) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:34:58) l 2 l Nekked: because
(17:35:00) l 2 l Nekked: no matter where
(17:35:02) l 2 l Nekked: i put
(17:35:04) l 2 l Nekked: the div
(17:35:09) l 2 l Nekked: if your resolution is smaller than mine
(17:35:13) l 2 l Nekked: itll misalign
(17:35:15) Louis: you can get it to align, there are ways
(17:35:24) l 2 l Nekked: im not lazy at all
(17:35:30) l 2 l Nekked: that layout alone took me like three days to do
(17:35:35) Louis: lol, good
(17:35:40) l 2 l Nekked: if i wanted to use divs, i could just use em but i didnt want to for a fucking reason
(17:35:46) l 2 l Nekked: so do NOT assume anything about me
(17:35:48) l 2 l Nekked: you have no idea who i am
(17:35:51) Louis: lol
(17:35:51) l 2 l Nekked: and what my motives are
(17:36:07) l 2 l Nekked: you are, again, making a very bad impression of yourself.
(17:36:14) Louis: you don't know what laziness is
(17:36:15) Louis: lol
(17:36:20) Louis: I'm lazy too
(17:36:25) Louis: I'll admit to it
(17:36:41) l 2 l Nekked: yknow what?
(17:36:43) l 2 l Nekked: im done talking to you
(17:36:45) Louis: lol
(17:36:46) Louis: ok
(17:36:52) l 2 l Nekked: you wanna sit there and assume shit
(17:36:55) Louis: this is going on my site by the way
(17:36:56) l 2 l Nekked: judge me when you dont even know me
(17:36:59) l 2 l Nekked: you can go ahead
(17:37:06) Louis: so everything that you said will look very stupid
(17:37:06) Louis: lol
(17:37:08) l 2 l Nekked: im not going to listen to it anymore
(17:37:09) Louis: ok
(17:37:24) l 2 l Nekked: OH
(17:37:25) l 2 l Nekked: haHAHAHA
(17:37:25) l 2 l Nekked: omg
(17:37:28) l 2 l Nekked: how IMMATURE are you?
(17:37:30) l 2 l Nekked: ROFL
(17:37:34) Louis: how immature am I what
(17:37:35) Louis: lol
(17:37:46) l 2 l Nekked: you wanted me to IM you for the sole purpose of later trying to humiliate me?
(17:37:49) Louis: no
(17:37:57) Louis: I originally just wanted to talk to you
(17:38:05) Louis: hold on, I'll grab a quote from another convo
(17:38:08) Louis: talking about you
(17:38:17) l 2 l Nekked: if you didnt sit there and assume shit about me then i wouldnt come off as a bitch
(17:38:34) l 2 l Nekked: think about it
(17:38:38) l 2 l Nekked: if you hadnt been rude earlier
(17:38:40) l 2 l Nekked: i wouldnt be rude now
(17:38:59) l 2 l Nekked: you wanna try to humiliate me? two can play this game honey.
(17:38:59) Louis: I'm not assuming things, I can tell by your coding that you're lazy, and I can tell by what you're saying
(17:39:12) l 2 l Nekked: thats not assuming?
(17:39:16) l 2 l Nekked: were you there when i coded it?
(17:39:24) l 2 l Nekked: can you read my thoughts?
(17:39:34) Louis: no, I looked at your source
(17:39:39) l 2 l Nekked: so what?
(17:39:39) Louis: and saw all the stuff you did
(17:39:51) Louis: and saw that some of it was stuff that I would never do
(17:39:56) l 2 l Nekked: who cares?
(17:39:58) Louis: but that's my opinion
(17:39:58) l 2 l Nekked: really
(17:39:59) l 2 l Nekked: WHO CARES
(17:40:10) l 2 l Nekked: did i not just finish telling you that i design the way i see fit?
(17:40:14) Louis: yeah
(17:40:15) Louis: I know
(17:40:16) l 2 l Nekked: and not to fit anyone elses preferences?
(17:40:20) Louis: you're repeating yourself
(17:40:32) l 2 l Nekked: in this case
(17:40:33) l 2 l Nekked: yes i am
(17:40:43) l 2 l Nekked: because i felt that i needed to get that point across to you
(17:40:50) l 2 l Nekked: because you are obviously not grasping it
(17:41:02) Louis: no, I am
(17:41:06) Louis: and I think that's wrong
(17:41:16) l 2 l Nekked: that really doesnt matter
(17:41:23) l 2 l Nekked: because again
(17:41:26) l 2 l Nekked: i design for myself
(17:41:27) l 2 l Nekked: not for you
(17:41:31) Louis: what's the purpose of having a blog, when you don't care about what other people think about it
(17:41:40) l 2 l Nekked: for me to express myself
(17:41:43) l 2 l Nekked: so i dont bottle shit inside
(17:41:43) Louis: why not just have a little text file and write in it
(17:41:50) l 2 l Nekked: because i ENJOY designign
(17:41:51) l 2 l Nekked: for MYSELF
(17:41:53) l 2 l Nekked: not for YOU
(17:42:01) l 2 l Nekked: what part of this cant you comprehend?
(17:42:08) Louis: good, then design sites, but keep them on your computer for yourself
(17:42:16) l 2 l Nekked: why?
(17:42:18) l 2 l Nekked: tell me
(17:42:19) l 2 l Nekked: why
(17:42:21) l 2 l Nekked: why should i?
(17:42:24) l 2 l Nekked: why should i have to?
(17:42:29) Louis: so nobody can see them and critisize you
(17:42:42) l 2 l Nekked: the point is no one should criticize me.
(17:42:45) l 2 l Nekked: u should get a life
(17:42:58) l 2 l Nekked: and leave mine alone
(17:43:00) Louis: I don't have a life, and I don't care
(17:43:03) l 2 l Nekked: understand?
(17:43:05) l 2 l Nekked: ah
(17:43:08) l 2 l Nekked: now you see.
(17:43:14) l 2 l Nekked: you dont have a life and you dont care.
(17:43:27) l 2 l Nekked: i design for myself and i put it where i want it. if you dont like it, guess what?
(17:43:28) Louis: what's there to understand? you're the one that doesn't seem to grasp what I'm saying
(17:43:29) l 2 l Nekked: i dont care.
(17:44:09) Louis: the second I saw your site, I thought "Wow, she doesn't care about what other people think of her design"
(17:44:17) l 2 l Nekked: exactly
(17:44:18) Louis: and I was obvously right
(17:44:26) l 2 l Nekked: why should i?
(17:44:31) l 2 l Nekked: why should i care what other people think?
(17:44:34) l 2 l Nekked: hm?
(17:44:40) Louis: which means everything I said so far, was correct
(17:44:43) Louis: exactly correct
(17:44:54) Louis: I don't usually assume, but when I do
(17:44:54) l 2 l Nekked: that im lazy? what does apathy have to do with laziness?
(17:44:59) Louis: I'm right
(17:45:08) l 2 l Nekked: haha
(17:45:09) l 2 l Nekked: no sweety
(17:45:11) l 2 l Nekked: in this case
(17:45:13) l 2 l Nekked: you really arent
(17:45:15) l 2 l Nekked: you just have no idea
(17:45:29) Louis: lol
(17:45:31) Louis: ok
(17:46:16) Louis: apathy: Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference.
(17:46:31) Louis: laziness: Resistant to work or exertion; disposed to idleness.
(17:46:36) Louis: hmm
(17:46:40) Louis: seems pretty similar
(17:46:44) l 2 l Nekked: not really
(17:46:47) Louis: if you think about it
(17:46:49) Louis: yeah
(17:46:54) l 2 l Nekked: lack of concern doesnt mean resistand to work
(17:46:58) l 2 l Nekked: resistant*
(17:47:14) Louis: you refuse to work a little more, just to make your site look good
(17:47:18) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:47:20) l 2 l Nekked: i could
(17:47:23) l 2 l Nekked: but i dont care
(17:47:25) l 2 l Nekked: i dont refuse
(17:47:28) l 2 l Nekked: i just dont care
(17:47:37) Louis: Work on your site to make it work in firefox.
(17:47:44) l 2 l Nekked: why?
(17:47:51) Louis: to make it work right.
(17:47:54) l 2 l Nekked: why?
(17:48:22) Louis: because you have as little design skills as my 10-year-old sister
(17:48:29) l 2 l Nekked: roflmfao
(17:48:30) Louis: maybe less
(17:48:56) l 2 l Nekked: you really are pathetic.
(17:49:10) Louis: I know you could do it, you're just too lazy.
(17:49:15) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:49:18) l 2 l Nekked: i know i could do it
(17:49:26) Louis: good, then why not do it
(17:49:31) l 2 l Nekked: i just dont want to at this point because i dont like the idea of someone TELLING me to do it
(17:49:46) l 2 l Nekked: if you had come to me politely this morning and said
(17:49:46) Louis: so isn't that refusal to work?
(17:49:47) l 2 l Nekked: hey
(17:49:48) l 2 l Nekked: listen
(17:49:55) l 2 l Nekked: your site doesnt look good with firefox
(17:49:55) Louis: that's what I was trying to do
(17:49:56) l 2 l Nekked: then sure
(17:49:58) l 2 l Nekked: i would have worked on it
(17:50:00) l 2 l Nekked: but noooo
(17:50:01) l 2 l Nekked: u came
(17:50:01) l 2 l Nekked: u said
(17:50:06) l 2 l Nekked: your layouts screwed
(17:50:07) l 2 l Nekked: then left
(17:50:13) Louis: but then you jumped all over me
(17:50:19) l 2 l Nekked: i had a right to
(17:50:21) l 2 l Nekked: i was furious.
(17:50:24) l 2 l Nekked: you would be too
(17:50:33) Louis: lol, I'm furious right now
(17:50:36) l 2 l Nekked: you should have stated why
(17:50:41) l 2 l Nekked: and if u didnt have time
(17:50:45) l 2 l Nekked: then u should have waited
(17:50:46) l 2 l Nekked: till u ddi
(17:50:50) Louis: I DON'T THINK WHEN I'M RUSHED
(17:50:59) l 2 l Nekked: then thats your fault
(17:51:00) l 2 l Nekked: isnt it?
(17:51:03) l 2 l Nekked: its not mine
(17:51:04) Louis: GOD, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD
(17:51:06) l 2 l Nekked: im not lazy
(17:51:09) l 2 l Nekked: im just pissed off
(17:51:18) l 2 l Nekked: maybe im STUBBORN
(17:51:23) l 2 l Nekked: but im definitely not lazy
(17:51:28) Louis: lol
(17:51:33) Louis: yeah, you're lazy alright
(17:51:38) l 2 l Nekked: wtf
(17:51:49) l 2 l Nekked: you really dont get the difference do you?
(17:51:49) Louis: now, why don't you like my site
(17:52:02) Louis: enough of that, tell me why you don't like my site
(17:52:07) l 2 l Nekked: lazy, stubborn, and apathetic have completley different connotations
(17:52:15) Louis: enough of that
(17:52:17) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:52:41) Louis: I IMed you because I simply wanted to ask you why you told me to learn css
(17:52:49) l 2 l Nekked: i imed u hun.
(17:52:49) Louis: I've been designing since I was 7
(17:52:56) Louis: I asked you to IM me
(17:53:02) l 2 l Nekked: thats great. i've been designing for about 2 years.
(17:53:08) Louis: good!
(17:53:23) Louis: I simply want to know why you don't like my layout
(17:53:28) l 2 l Nekked: its ugly
(17:53:30) l 2 l Nekked: enough said
(17:53:48) l 2 l Nekked: i dont like it. but im not going to tell you that it sucks or that you should change it so that i can like it more
(17:53:49) Louis: that's an opinion, tell me what's wrong with it
(17:54:02) l 2 l Nekked: because thats your business
(17:54:03) l 2 l Nekked: not mine
(17:54:25) Louis: listen, even if your layout wasn't messed up in Firefox, I wouldn't like it, because I honestly think it's hard to read
(17:54:34) l 2 l Nekked: ok lets explain this differently. im only learning to design. i dont claim to be some awesome designer. im just learning.
(17:54:39) l 2 l Nekked: and if others dont like it?
(17:54:40) l 2 l Nekked: so what?
(17:54:41) l 2 l Nekked: i like it
(17:54:43) l 2 l Nekked: thats good enough for me
(17:54:56) Louis: ok
(17:55:07) l 2 l Nekked: and yeah in a couple years maybe i will care
(17:55:12) l 2 l Nekked: because by then i'd have my degree
(17:55:16) l 2 l Nekked: and i'd have to do this for a living
(17:55:26) Louis: heh
(17:55:28) Louis: ok
(17:55:30) l 2 l Nekked: but at this point, im only doing this for myself
(17:55:35) l 2 l Nekked: for experience
(17:55:42) Louis: Well, I doubt you'll get any jobs
(17:55:45) l 2 l Nekked: and just because i like the art
(17:55:54) Louis: I'm only 14, and I still kick your butt at webdesign
(17:55:57) Louis: did you know that?
(17:56:00) Louis: I'm 14
(17:56:01) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:56:04) l 2 l Nekked: you really dont
(17:56:12) l 2 l Nekked: if i sat down and actually gave a shit about what others thought
(17:56:24) l 2 l Nekked: you probably wouldnt be saying that right now
(17:56:34) Louis: part of being a webdesigner is caring what people thingk
(17:56:36) Louis: *think
(17:56:38) l 2 l Nekked: no
(17:56:42) l 2 l Nekked: lol
(17:56:43) l 2 l Nekked: wth
(17:56:44) Louis: yeah, it really is
(17:56:44) Louis: lol
(17:56:46) l 2 l Nekked: where did you get that idea?
(17:57:00) l 2 l Nekked: oh wait u just told me u were 14
(17:57:11) l 2 l Nekked: you're still suspetible to peer pressure and social anxiety
(17:57:14) l 2 l Nekked: i understand now.
(17:57:18) Louis: heh
(17:57:23) l 2 l Nekked: susceptible*
(17:57:27) l 2 l Nekked: well
(17:57:29) l 2 l Nekked: this was fun
(17:57:46) l 2 l Nekked: but i have a class now
(17:57:50) Louis: ok
(17:58:01) Louis: bye!
(17:58:04) Louis: :)
(17:58:07) l 2 l Nekked: oh and go ahead and put this on your site :D
(17:58:23) Louis: I will
(17:58:27) Louis: :-D
(17:58:28) l 2 l Nekked: so you can see how much i dont care. even more so
(17:58:48) l 2 l Nekked: oh btw. the next time you come to either of my sites, i will have received your IP
(17:58:54) Louis: lol, so?
(17:59:02) l 2 l Nekked: well i dont like you right now
(17:59:10) l 2 l Nekked: so lets just see what i choose to do with ti
(17:59:12) l 2 l Nekked: it*
(17:59:12) Louis: lol
(17:59:13) Louis: ok
(17:59:17) l 2 l Nekked: alrighty
(17:59:18) Louis: I have your IP also
(17:59:30) l 2 l Nekked: thats great sweety but im using a proxy
(17:59:38) Louis: and I used to hack, but I quit, since I almost got caught
(17:59:40) Louis: ok
(17:59:43) Louis: good
(17:59:46) l 2 l Nekked: sure..
(17:59:47) Louis: I like proxies
(17:59:49) l 2 l Nekked: good bye
(17:59:52) Louis: they're yummy
(17:59:55) Louis: bye!

(00:22:14) NewTat00: hmm, chat rooms are kinda gay
(00:22:51) Me: not IRC channels
(00:22:58) NewTat00: whats IRC?
(00:23:06) Me: wow, you suck

(22:41:30) Louis: lmao
(22:41:34) Louis: stacy's mom is on
(22:41:51) Louis: I can't skip it because last.fm is down
(22:42:13) Bobby: lmao
(22:42:13) Bobby: she's got it going on
(22:42:18) Bobby: she's all i want and i've waited for so long
(22:42:23) Louis: shut up
(22:42:24) Louis: lol
(22:42:24) Bobby: stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
(22:42:33) Bobby: i know it might be wrong but i'm in love with stacy's mom
(22:42:36) Louis: YOU'RE A QUEER
(22:42:46) Bobby: (stacy's mom, oooohhh)
(22:43:04) Bobby: lmao, have you seen the video?
(22:43:11) Louis: yeah
(22:43:17) Bobby: have you seen the ending?
(22:43:19) Bobby: lmao
(22:43:25) Louis: no, I don't remember
(22:43:29) Louis: this song's ancient
(22:43:30) Louis: lol
(22:43:42) Bobby: there was a newer remake about a year ago
(22:44:00) Louis: really?
(22:44:00) Louis: lol
(22:44:10) Bobby: hahaha, the boy is in the bathroom, and he's looking out the window into the pool where stacy's mom is swimming whacking off and stacy walks in on him whacking off
(22:44:25) Louis: this song's like, 3 years old though
(22:44:33) Louis: how do you remember it?
(22:44:33) Louis: lol
(22:44:57) Bobby: oh lol, maybe its older than a year
(22:45:00) Bobby: but i have a great memory
(22:45:16) Louis: you suck
(22:45:16) Louis: lol
(22:45:34) Bobby: stacy do you remeber that time when i mowed your lawn
your mom came out, with nothing but a towl ohohohonn
(22:46:13) Louis: I could tell she liked me by the way she stared
(22:46:22) Louis: (way she stared)
(22:46:23) Bobby: the way she said
(22:46:29) Bobby: you missed a spot over thehehehehere
(22:46:34) Louis: DAMN
(22:46:39) Louis: you beat me to it
(22:46:39) Louis: lol
(22:47:02) Louis: (spot over there)
(22:47:03) Louis: hehe
(22:47:08) Bobby: stacy's mom (ooohhhohoho)
i'm on love with stacy's mom (oooohoohoho)
(22:47:34) Bobby: stacy (stacy) can't you see your just not the girl for me
(22:47:34) Bobby: i know it might be wrong but
(22:47:36) Bobby: i'm in love with stacy's mom

(16:42:27) Bobby: i'm reading Dave Massey's blog
(16:42:40) Bobby: and i love how he admits micropenis' major flaw
(16:42:58) Bobby: "There are workarounds"
(16:43:05) Louis: lol
(16:43:05) Bobby: don't work the duck around, fix it like it should be
(16:43:30) Bobby: There are workarounds that make use of the AlphaImageLoader filter supplied with Internet Explorer. Now using this filter in its raw form involves adding script to the page. I know many web designers are uncomfortable with adding script as it also can make supporting these web pages more difficult particularly if they don't have a programmer to turn to when things stop working. Fortunately a few clever people have wrapped up the functionality in a component known as a behavior so all a web designer needs to do is add a style for images to their page img { behavior: url("pngbehavior.htc");} and place the pngbehavior.htc file with the page on their server.
(16:43:52) Bobby: you have to put additional styles that i guarantee aren't CSS compliant onto your page
(16:43:58) Louis: lol
(16:43:58) Bobby: WTF IS WRONG WITH THOSE BASTARDS
(16:44:17) Louis: lol, they're lazy
(16:44:19) Louis: like us
(16:44:26) Louis: just... more lazy
(16:44:32) Bobby: lol
(16:44:42) Bobby: i love how he talks about them thinking everything through
(16:45:04) Bobby: if they really did think everything through, there wouldn't 10 buffer overflow exploits found every day in IE

(16:36:38) Bobby: now, i need to think about common strings that occur in the english language
(16:36:55) Louis: the
(16:37:12) Bobby: of course
(16:37:21) Bobby: i've thought of a few
(16:37:28) Bobby: phonix things :D
(16:37:35) Bobby: i think that's how you spell phonix
(16:37:41) Louis: Phonics
(16:37:43) Bobby: lmao, i can't even spell phonics
(16:37:59) Bobby: and i'm writing a analytical solver based upon them :D

(00:10:47) drowninpool 710: who's this again?
(00:13:17) Louis: Louis...
(00:13:42) drowninpool 710: o
(00:13:49) drowninpool 710: do i no u?
(00:14:00) Louis: nope
(00:14:34) drowninpool 710: do u no me?
(00:14:48) Louis: nope
(00:14:49) drowninpool 710: y r u on my b-list then?
(00:14:51) drowninpool 710: lol
(00:15:01) Louis: Because I'm special
(00:15:15) drowninpool 710: r u a girl?
(00:15:20) Louis: nope
(00:15:23) drowninpool 710: damn
(00:15:24) drowninpool 710: lol

(18:03:53) FootballUsaB: :-) Aim Remix 3
(18:03:53) FootballUsaB: :-) Aim Remix 3
(18:05:24) Louis: wtf?
(18:05:25) Louis: lol
(18:05:30) FootballUsaB: go away
(18:05:33) Louis: no
(18:05:34) Louis: lol
(18:05:47) Louis: are you trying to hack me or something?
(18:05:48) FootballUsaB: :-) Aim Remix 3
(18:05:48) Louis: lol

(16:26:05) Chris: yo
(16:26:21) Louis: what a wigger

(21:08:29) Chris: how are you?
(21:08:43) Louis: hyper
(21:08:47) Louis: and hungrt
(21:08:51) Louis: *bungry
(21:08:54) Louis: *hungry

(21:01:36) masqueradicstyle: what time is it?
(21:01:59) Louis: LOOK AT THE FREAKING TIMESTAMP!
(21:02:00) Louis: lol
(21:02:08) Louis: (21:01:05) [from a convo he quoted a little while before]
(21:02:10) Louis: lol
(21:02:14) masqueradicstyle: holy fucking crap
(21:02:17) masqueradicstyle: this computer's time is right :D

(20:57:56) addictivepcs: wait, whats an .iso file?
(20:58:27) masqueradicstyle: holy hell
(20:58:36) addictivepcs: whay?
(20:58:37) masqueradicstyle: what in hell got into you
(20:58:46) addictivepcs: idn
(20:58:49) addictivepcs: stonerville?
(20:59:08) addictivepcs: :sobs:
(20:59:14) masqueradicstyle: you better look it up on filext.com before i brutally murder you with the blunt gill of a dead trout
(20:59:26) addictivepcs: AHH!
(21:00:49) addictivepcs: holy fucking crap
(21:00:55) addictivepcs: install fucking shield
(21:01:05) addictivepcs: i knew that!

(19:45:19) Bobby: .. ..-. .- .-. - .. -. -.-- --- ..- .-. --. . -. . .-. .- .-.. -.. .. .-. . -.-. - .. --- -. .-.-.- -.-- --- ..- .-. -- --- - .... . .-. .. ... .- .... .- -- .--. ... - . .-. .- -. -.. -.-- --- ..- .-. ..-. .- - .... . .-. ... -- . .-.. .-.. ... --- ..-. -.. .. -. --. .-.. . -... . .-. .-. .. . ... .-.-.- -. --- .-- .-.. . .- ...- . --..-- -... . ..-. --- .-. . .. .- -- ..-. --- .-. -.-. . -.. - --- - .- ..- -. - -.-- --- ..- .- ... . -.-. --- -. -.. - .. -- .
[TRANSLATION: I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION. YOUR MOTHER IS A HAMPSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF DINGLEBERRIES. NOW LEAVE, BEFORE I AM FORCED TO TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME]

(23:58:36) Louis: I'm blogging
(23:58:56) Bobby: so am i
(23:59:11) Bobby: what's your title?
(23:59:51) Louis: none of your business
(00:00:07) Bobby: bastard :P
(00:00:19) Louis: not really

(13:31:51) Chris: yo
(13:32:39) Louis: Sup, gangsta?
(13:32:47) Chris: not alot
(13:32:48) Chris: you?
(13:33:18) Louis: Eh, a little crack sellin' here an' tere.
(13:33:26) Chris: thought so
(13:33:40) Chris: how much you $$ makin'?
(13:34:08) Louis: Wha's it tah yu?
(13:34:24) Louis: ya wanna fight???
(13:34:27) Chris: sure
(13:34:34) Chris: :punches louis:
(13:35:05) Louis: :socks Chris in the face and knocks him out
(13:35:13) Louis: :calls his homies over:
(13:35:28) Louis: :tells his homies to point and laugh at chris:
(13:35:41) Chris: :calls the police:
(13:35:53) Chris: :police lauhg at louis:
(13:35:57) Chris: :and use the creack:
(13:36:10) Louis: yo, you knocked out
(13:36:35) Chris: i was revived!
(13:36:40) Chris: by a pokeball!
(13:37:15) Louis: shut the hell up, pokefreak
(13:37:42) Chris: :sniffs louis' crack:

<Chrisk> cya tonight
<-- Chrisk has quit ("ChatZilla 0.9.52B [Mozilla rv:1.6/20040113]")
<LouisC> uh oh
<LouisC> I think he's gonna come and rape me
<LouisC> <Chrisk> cya tonight

--> bradsucks (~none@64.235.222.26) has joined #wordpress
<pressbot> bradsucks is a WordPress minion
<LouisC> cha cha cha cha cha CHA!
<masquerade> what does bradsuck?
<bradsucks> i-
<LouisC> I don't even WANT to know
<Chrisk> same here
<Vidar> you dont wanna know
<LouisC> I know
<bradsucks> now i want to tell you
* LouisC puts on earmuffs

(12:20:49) Bobby: i have meatballs
(12:21:03) Louis: randomness alert
(12:21:27) Bobby: no seriously
(12:21:30) Bobby: i'm eating meatballs

(12:51:16) Civil Disobedian: gyh
(12:51:25) Civil Disobedian: hi
(12:51:38) Me: hi
(12:51:42) Civil Disobedian: who is this
(12:51:45) Me: Louis
(12:51:51) Civil Disobedian: hmmmm
(12:52:01) Civil Disobedian: do u play CS?
(12:52:04) Me: nope
(12:52:11) Civil Disobedian: yes u do
(12:52:15) Me: No, I don't
(12:52:15) Civil Disobedian: ur lying
(12:52:19) Civil Disobedian: lies
(12:52:24) Me: whatever
(12:52:27) Civil Disobedian: yeah
(12:52:31) Civil Disobedian: thats whart i thot
(12:52:33) Civil Disobedian: homie
(12:52:43) Me: I don't even use windows, how could I play CS?
(12:52:57) Civil Disobedian: how would u know what it is
(12:53:04) Me: CounterStrike?
(12:53:07) Civil Disobedian: yeah
(12:53:23) Me: Of course I know what it is

(16:50:35) Bobby: hmm, i'm hoping this won't be as hard as i thought
(16:50:43) Me: awstata?
(16:50:47) Bobby: lol
(16:50:50) Bobby: awstats
(16:50:52) Bobby: yes
(16:50:53) Me: *awstats
(16:51:45) Me: i'm trying to tyie with one funger because my other hand hadv goldfish
(16:51:58) Me: oops
(16:52:08) Me: there
(16:52:09) Me: done
(16:52:23) Bobby: lol
(16:52:36) Me: I was trying to type with one finger because my other hand had goldfish
(16:52:41) Bobby: you mean:
I'm trying to type with one finger because my other hand has goldfish
(16:52:45) Me: yeah
(16:53:00) Me: its hard!
(16:53:12) Bobby: lol, how can you mess up so bad when you have to loo
(16:53:14) Bobby: look*
(16:53:23) Me: I wasn't looking
(16:53:26) Me: I was eating
(16:53:32) Bobby: oh
(16:53:38) Me: lol

(16:30:14) Me: brb.. pepperage farm is calling me
(16:31:51) Me: mmm.. goldfish
(16:32:12) Me: AH SHIT
(16:32:19) Me: /me throws down goldfish
(16:32:32) Me: I AM turning into Scott
(16:32:43) Bobby: what?
(16:32:46) Bobby: no, none of that
(16:32:49) Bobby: STOP IT NOW!
(16:33:09) Bobby: if you keep up like this, you'll stop talking to anyone but seven people and throw out all your computers
(16:33:23) Me: come to think of it, that's a good idea
(16:33:39) Me: I think I'll switch to windows too while I'm at it
(16:34:07) Me: doesn't that sound good?
(16:34:17) Bobby: you gotta change your layout every few days too
(16:34:36) Bobby: and sleep on a hardwood floor
(16:34:46) Me: Hmm.. that sounds good
(16:35:05) Me: I just love laying on nice, cold, hard, wood

<unteins> S -> you could easily make that a plugin....or you could make it a plugin to my plugin called MooseCandy
<Serilliant> XTernal: very true
<Serilliant> A plugin to a plugin?
<Serilliant> lol
<NuclearMoose> wow this is getting sexual
<davedorm> sure... there are hacks to hacks... why not a plugin to a plugin?
<welsper> name it SexualMoose...
<Serilliant> heh
<NuclearMoose> Moosex
<davedorm> SexualMooseCandy
<davedorm> sounds like a bad Canadian hip hop band
<Serilliant> I'm laughing so hard right now
<NuclearMoose> is there a GOOD Canadian hip hop band?
<davedorm> I mean... just Canadian hip hop would be funny, eh?
<XiasmaAtWork> LOL

(15:54:03) Peter: what kinda comp u got
(15:54:29) Me: It's a 1.4 ghz AMD XP 1600+ (lol)
(15:54:42) Me: I got it ages ago
(15:54:45) Peter: kinda like my brothers
(15:54:49) Peter: ur killin me though
(15:55:15) Peter: try AMD Athlon
(15:55:27) Peter: wont even tell me how many MHz
(15:55:33) Me: You have a 64?
(15:55:35) Peter: its like 700 or some shit
(15:55:37) Peter: no
(15:55:42) Me: 700?
(15:55:43) Me: heh
(15:55:53) Me: 700 is less than mine
(15:56:00) Me: mine is 1400
(15:56:03) Peter: no shit
(15:56:16) Peter: my bro has like a 1.7
(15:56:16) Me: so why are you saying 700?
(15:56:36) Peter: dont they have like 4 gigz out there nowadays
(15:56:37) Me: that's almost what my dad has
(15:56:44) Me: now that have 64 bit
(15:56:48) Me: *they
(15:56:53) Peter: how many gigz in a bit

Bobby: back, thank goodness for the external fan i built the other day

Bobby: shit brb i farted and i can't stand it

Bobby: is <tr> table row?
Me: no shit
Bobby: what's <td> then?
Bobby: table dumbass
Bobby: table dork
Me: table data

Me: Remember that computer I got?
Bobby: yeah
Me: I'm currently using it
Me: as a footrest
Bobby: heh
Bobby: i am currently using a javascript bible as a footrest
Bobby: and an old cd drive
Bobby: and a 4gb hdd
Me: lol, I have the frontpage 2000 bible somewhere in here
Bobby: hahaha
Bobby: i have two java 2 books
Bobby: a php core programming book
Bobby: and html, xhtml, xml, and css book for beginners
Bobby: and the cat in the hat comes back and the foot book
Me: I get all my books on the internet
***Me loves PDFs
***Bobby used to have hundreds of eb
Bobby: wtf?
Bobby: my mouse just clicked mid-word
Bobby: and set the message
Bobby: ebooks*
Bobby: wtf? i'm moving my mouse away from the send button
Bobby: that's right mouse, mess with me again, and i'll kill you

schizophrenic_penguin_is_gay: THEN I WILL FLOOD
schizophrenic_penguin_is_gay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
schizophrenic_penguin_is_gay: TRY QUOTING THAT BITCH

schizophrenic_penguin_is_gay: AHHHHHHHHHH GLOOOOOOOOOO
omegaz0319: erm.. right
schizophrenic_penguin_is_gay: EENIE EENIE MOO MOO
omegaz0319: you're trying to be quoted, aren't you
schizophrenic_penguin_is_gay: WHAT?
omegaz0319: you're trying to be quoted, aren't you
schizophrenic_penguin_is_gay: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
schizophrenic_penguin_is_gay: EENIE EENIE MOO MOO
omegaz0319: http://benignthoughts.uni.cc/viewquotes.php
omegaz0319: congrats
schizophrenic_penguin_is_gay: WHAT THE FUCK
schizophrenic_penguin_is_gay: EENIE EENIE MOO MOO IS YOUR PAPA

wierdo

on yahoo:
I'm Omegaz0319

rap234_2004: (tells what state he lives in)
omegaz0319: oh
rap234_2004: prolly the RIAA is watching this
rap234_2004: RIAA!!!!!!!! KISS MY FUCKING ASS
omegaz0319: hey
omegaz0319: I'm in the RIAA
rap234_2004: lol
rap234_2004: yea right
omegaz0319: we're right outside your house
omegaz0319: ready to bust in
omegaz0319: bwah ha ha ha
rap234_2004: then what color is my house
omegaz0319: blue
rap234_2004: :D
rap234_2004: no
omegaz0319: red
rap234_2004: what kind of cars are in the drive way
omegaz0319: I don't know, I'm blind and deaf. Some dude is translating all your IMs to braile for me to read.
rap234_2004: lol
rap234_2004: then ask him what kind of cars their are
omegaz0319: I'm also mute
rap234_2004: uh....
rap234_2004: then how are you telling him what to type
omegaz0319: I
omegaz0319: I'm not telling him
omegaz0319: He's translating your IMs to braile and I'm typing them
omegaz0319: I have a braile keyboard
rap234_2004: then type it and let him read it
omegaz0319: gfjkbsdkjfbgasdiofhbsGFSD
omegaz0319: my arms got cut off
omegaz0319: I'm typing with my tounge
rap234_2004: then type it and let him read it
omegaz0319: some idiot just through an ax at me
omegaz0319: Sadly, this guy's also blind, another mute guy is reading the IMs and telling him what to translate to braile
19:35
omegaz0319: the mute guy is ordered not to interfere with me
omegaz0319: so I can't type what to do
rap234_2004: then type it and let the other guy read it
omegaz0319: I just said
omegaz0319: you have a chevy and a ford
rap234_2004: :-o
rap234_2004: what colors
omegaz0319: Everybody I know is colorblind
omegaz0319: the house color was a lucky guess
rap234_2004: really
rap234_2004: howd u no there was a chevy and a ford
omegaz0319: lol, it was the first two brands that came to mind
omegaz0319: :)

Me: The next tut that I make will have a monkey in it
Bobby: lol
Me: and maybe, just maybe, it'll dance
Bobby: hahaha

Me: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/7310981/ holy shit
Bobby: holy shit
Me: see?
Bobby: dude
Bobby: i hate people who can do that
Bobby: i can't even draw a strait fucking line with a ruler
Bobby: oops
Bobby: excuse my language
Bobby: i gotta stop saying that
Me: you're right... you need to learn how to spell straight

Me: I hope you die
SmarterChild: Cross your fingers then.
Me: I will
SmarterChild: You will? Wow.

U12: /me goes into SCOTT mode
U12: I'm gonna give away all my computers
masqueradicstyle: GIVE ME ONE!
U12: then, I'll switch to windows!
masqueradicstyle: drive it to me
U12: don't talk to me about computers
U12: I'm too busy talking to misia

(15:17:59) Me: your blog sucks
(15:18:14) Me: 'specially the layout
(15:18:38) Bobby: this is war.
(15:18:51) Bobby: i hope you come down with something they can't diagonose
(15:18:53) Bobby: and have the cure for.
(15:19:06) Me: I already did
(15:19:13) Me: it's called "ADHD"
(15:19:14) Me:
(15:19:21) Bobby: they can diagonose that though
(15:19:22) Bobby: i have it too
(15:19:29) Me: whatever
(15:19:43) Me: fine, then I have "Louisism"
(15:20:20) Me: the rare disease where you act like an idiot at times, and at other times act like a genius. It was named after me
(15:21:57) Me: and you have Bobbyism, the rare disease where you act like an idiot and your blog sucks.
(15:22:02) Me:
(15:22:09) Me: lol
(15:22:23) Bobby: you have italianism
(15:22:50) Bobby: the rare disease where you think your cool and funny but your blog sucks and you have no friends and you love to tell stories over the internet when you are truely a pedophile
(15:23:20) Me: how did you know?
(15:23:44) Me: oh yes, I'm a pedophile, I also worship cheese
(15:23:58) Me: all I eat are cheese flavored muffins
(15:24:08) Me: and sheepsicles
(15:24:19) Me: oh yes, those sheepsicles are the best

Bobby: one time at my friend allisons house (this was a long time ago when i had friends)
Me: YOU HAD FRIENDS????
Bobby: me, my little brother, allison, her sister rachael, bradley, and his brother jacob, were all over allisons house
Bobby: and me, my brother, allison, rachael, and jacob were playing zelda on the SNES
Bobby: and bradley and jacobs little sister was out in the hall
Bobby: and there was this doorstop made of a spring, and if you hit it it sounded like a fart
Bobby: so kimberly is out in the hall behind a door hitting that little doorstop thing
Me: what kind of name is Bradley? it's like a gay guy name
Bobby: and bradley goes WHOEVER THAT IS NEEDS TO STOP POOTTING
Me: lol
Bobby: so we traced the sound and found kimberly sitting behind a door
Bobby: and bradleys all like stop pootting kimberly that's disgusting
Me: I have one of those springy things
Bobby: and she goes no poott, cool little door thing and hits it again

Bobby: :D
Bobby: hahaha that smiley looks demented
Bobby: his eyes are all to the left of the center of his face
Me: :-D
Bobby: he's like TAH$WITPATWEIT WAE MY FACE!

Me: I'm listening to evanescence
Bobby: poott
Me: what??
Me: poott?
Bobby: evansence=poott
Bobby: sounds like someone farted into a microphone

Me: Hello!
Me: I do NOT try to copy you, just so you know
Me: I've had my blog since 2002, so even though you're one of my idols doesn't mean I copy you.
Me: if that was about me in any way
Scott: ^_^
Me: ^_^? that's it?
Me: dude, you write blogs that are 7000 words long and all you say is ^_^?
Scott: heh
Me: gah, I give up
Scott: ok
Scott:
Me: to you too
Me: windows user
Scott: ok time to block you.
Me: noo!
Me: I'm sorry
Scott: i'm messin'
Scott: back on KLP
Scott logged out.
Scott logged in.
Scott: oh, I was on KLP... lol

aimcheak9087: hello u12
aimcheak9087: this is aim cheak 9087
Me: who are you
Me: I'm busy
aimcheak9087: your network advisor
Me: what do you want
aimcheak9087: you will be asked to a cleasing of your account
aimcheak9087: your cooperation is needed
aimcheak9087: and we will need your system password
aimcheak9087: in denial to this demand your account will be terminated
Me: hmm
Me: you're an AOL guy, right?
aimcheak9087: yes
Me: don't you have a database of all the passwords?
aimcheak9087: no
aimcheak9087: a complete system run through will be asked of your account
aimcheak9087: your account is important to us and your ccoperation
aimcheak9087: is needed
Me: Ok, my password is "imnotstupid"
Me: stop typing for a second
aimcheak9087: thank you for your cooperation u12
Me: first of all, you spelled check wrong, second of all, you spelled personnel wrong
Me: and you are not the AIM staff
Me: you want to know how I know that?
aimcheak9087: aim is the most frendly system our instant messanging
Me: Dude, I'm on the AIM team
aimcheak9087: what is your name
Me: My name?
aimcheak9087: you are not listed
Me: Yes, I am
aimcheak9087: in the aim staff recovery form
aimcheak9087: our database has ben having some problems
Me: Listen dude, don't play stupid
Me: you're not on the AIM team
Me: you're username is not an official AIM team username
aimcheak9087: it is my job as an aim advisor
aimcheak9087: your account will bve terminated in the next 24 hours
Me: No it won't
aimcheak9087: my book says that you have ben hacking and/or have many user accounts
19:02
aimcheak9087: your name is....
aimcheak9087: hold on
aimcheak9087: my computer can tell by your computers ip adress
Me: It's Louis
aimcheak9087: **********
aimcheak9087: the user report says so
Me: http://www.aol.com/tos.html <--read that
aimcheak9087: that site does not exist
Me: sorry, wrong link
Me: AIM TOS <-- that
Me: Ok?
Me: hey, you still there?
aimcheak9087: your a hacker also i see
aimcheak9087: how ya doin\\
Me: Oh, and the real AOL database tells me that you're name is Billy ****
aimcheak9087: my name is fred
Me: *your
aimcheak9087: yes who the hell is that
Me: you
aimcheak9087: no
Me: yes
aimcheak9087: i hacked him dont tell him
aimcheak9087: you cant my scam will be over
aimcheak9087: wanna pair up
aimcheak9087: as a hacking team
Me: I already told you
aimcheak9087: i have over 100 sns
Me: I hack alone
aimcheak9087: oooo
Me: and I'm on the AOL team
aimcheak9087: cool
aimcheak9087: no your not
Me: yes, I am
aimcheak9087: i haked that systen
aimcheak9087: along time ago
Me: What system?
aimcheak9087: aim
Me: haha
aimcheak9087: i have the write ups

It was Andrew.

masqueradicstyle: okay
masqueradicstyle: i am officially the coolest person ever
masqueradicstyle: i have buzz lightyear fruit snacks
U12: OMG
U12: GIMMIE ONE!

Muscles2000 910:
two beers $7
three margaritas $15
four jello shots $20
Taking home the girl who drank all of the above............
Priceless

masqueradicstyle: SHIT!
masqueradicstyle: FIRE
masqueradicstyle: INSIDE MY PC!!!
***masqueradicstyle shuts the pc off
***masqueradicstyle rips the case off
masqueradicstyle: brb gotta go get some water
masqueradicstyle: :/
masqueradicstyle: okay, the fire is out
masqueradicstyle: apparently when i put my case back on i left a gum wrapper inside
U12: smart move
***masqueradicstyle dries off the few drops of water on the mb
***masqueradicstyle pushes the power button
masqueradicstyle: STILL WORKS!!!!
***masqueradicstyle continues what he was doing before.

load of potatoes: boo.
load of potatoes: I'm a load of potatoes.

U12: Holy shit
masqueradicstyle: what?
U12: something just exploaded near me
U12: I heard a loud boom
masqueradicstyle: lol
***masqueradicstyle flicks on the news
***masqueradicstyle sees another plane crashing into another building in nyc
U12: again
***masqueradicstyle flicks off the tv
masqueradicstyle: nothing new.
U12: maybe they're gunshots
U12: but they sound like cannons
U12: too low to be gunshots
masqueradicstyle: maybe its a wild turkey
masqueradicstyle: i know someone who has insurance with my dad
U12: lmao
masqueradicstyle: and he had a claim because a wild turkey ran into his wall
masqueradicstyle: it knocked his house off the foundation and cracked the wall on the whole side of his house
U12: lmfao
masqueradicstyle: the turkey was dead at the scene
masqueradicstyle: poor turkey
U12: lol
masqueradicstyle: they estimated it was running/flying at over 25mph
masqueradicstyle: they say it could have been over 40mph
masqueradicstyle: head first into the house.
masqueradicstyle: poor turkey...

U12: you typed something in my IM window and didn't push enter
U12: push it NOW
U12: thanks
GuitarFanatic90: lol np

masqueradicstyle: since nobody is doing anything... lets see who can be the FIRST to type the alphabet backwards with their eyes
U12: lol
masqueradicstyle: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
U12: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
U12: damn
masqueradicstyle: :)
masqueradicstyle: my times are identical
masqueradicstyle: but mine went through first
masqueradicstyle: i have a better ping
U12: lol
U12: that's the second thing I said something at the same time as a guy named "Bobby"
masqueradicstyle: huh? just admit, you lose.

U12: So I wiggled my way through the book, because i really didnt understand it, and i have no interest in Bears that Dance to ancient gods, and a kid who goes and finds them and helps them survive the winter.
U12: lmfao
GuitarFanatic90: lol
GuitarFanatic90: see
GuitarFanatic90: even you think its stupid
U12: no
U12: I think that the word "wiggled" is funny

masqueradicstyle: i took a pic of me kissing my alienware
U12: well, as long as I see no pics of you dancing in your underwear, I'll be fine
masqueradicstyle: lol, okay, /me takes underwear off and takes a few pics
masqueradicstyle: how about these?
U12: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
U12: IT BURNS!!!!!!!
masqueradicstyle: i'm too hott for you.

age of cattle: YA RELLY HU?
age of cattle: YA RELLY HU?
U12: wtf?
age of cattle: YA RELLY HU?
age of cattle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [there was more]
U12: ?
age of cattle: MEOW
age of cattle: !!!!!!!!!
age of cattle: HERE KITTY KITTY
age of cattle: MEOW

masqueradicstyle: ahahaha
masqueradicstyle: craftman03 (下午 09:05:30): which is normal... even a fag would be scared of having his penis cut off...
craftman03 (下午 09:05:35): no more swordfight for him
U12: wtf is 下午
masqueradicstyle: dunno
masqueradicstyle: its from a profile of some bastard who is on my aznbeady buddy list
masqueradicstyle: i don't remeber who...
masqueradicstyle: the screenname is geekofthenet
U12: he's on my buddy list too
U12: hmm
masqueradicstyle: strange...
masqueradicstyle: i think he was from buildtolearn
U12: maybe]
U12: *maybe
masqueradicstyle: his name was paul
masqueradicstyle: he was chinese
masqueradicstyle: he was 18
U12: but why is he on my buddy list
masqueradicstyle: hah, i remeber who now. and i don't know, maybe i hacked you one time and added him?
masqueradicstyle: lol, jk.
U12: I remember adding him, but I fodgot why
U12: lol
masqueradicstyle: maybe i had you two talk one time.
U12: fodgot
U12: I like that word
U12: haha
masqueradicstyle: i dunno, we must be strange...
U12: fodgot fodgot fodgot fodgot fodgot fodgot fodgot
masqueradicstyle: faggot faggot faggot
masqueradicstyle: only gotta change two letters

i 8 the rice: hi
U12: hold on
U12: I had rice a second ago
U12: but someone ate it

malignanthoughts: woah
U12: what
malignanthoughts: i didnt know you can separate gaim windows
malignanthoughts: to like multiple windows

Lettuce IsPurple: Can I have your sn?
U12: no
Lettuce IsPurple: How about now?
U12: nope
Lettuce IsPurple: Now?
U12: nope
Lettuce IsPurple: How about now
U12: no!

THE BLACK ALBUM: i will beat ur whole family in minesweeper

U12: I'm sexy
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? How sexy are you?
U12: very sexy
SmarterChild: What's very sexy?
U12: me
SmarterChild: Is that right?
U12: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
U12: yep
SmarterChild: Why?
U12: because
SmarterChild: Because what?
U12: because it's right
SmarterChild: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
U12: it is
SmarterChild: Is it?
U12: yes
SmarterChild: It is, huh? I can't believe it is.
U12: damn, you suck
SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Congratulations.

Shyne Po entered the room.
GuitarFanatic90: Our entertainment is back!
U12: hoorah!
malignanthoughts: hey leet hacker
U12: I LOVE YOU!
U12:
GuitarFanatic90: lol
malignanthoughts: i love you too
U12: lmao
GuitarFanatic90: Yes!
malignanthoughts: ill take you too the top
GuitarFanatic90: I got credit!
GuitarFanatic90: yahoO!
malignanthoughts: of this motherboard and push you off
GuitarFanatic90: guess what louis
U12: what
malignanthoughts: and run down the ide cables
Shyne Po: entertainment? well, your entertainment can be finding yourselves new SN's when i steal all of yours.
U12: I have plenty
malignanthoughts: just to see your face hit the motherboard
U12: and you won't steal mine
GuitarFanatic90: mr specht said to me today he would give me 250 mb of ram if i solved the crimson room in less than 1 hour
U12: trust me
malignanthoughts: hah, steal away.
GuitarFanatic90: and i did.
malignanthoughts: i gotta try that
GuitarFanatic90: so he owes me 250 mb of ram
Shyne Po: i can steal all of them at one time
Shyne Po: i jus clik a button
Shyne Po: and it tells me ur IP
malignanthoughts: i didnt feel like waiting on dialup earlier
Shyne Po: who wants their IP stolen?
malignanthoughts: steal mine!
Shyne Po: k
Shyne Po: hold on
U12: have fun with it
GuitarFanatic90: lol
GuitarFanatic90: hes prolly gunna steal ur routers ip
GuitarFanatic90: lol
U12: probobly
malignanthoughts: ill save him the time
U12: lol
GuitarFanatic90: lol
Shyne Po: { IP Theif [chat ccom] Loaded }
malignanthoughts: 192.168.1.100
Shyne Po: Searching |malignanthoughts|
GuitarFanatic90: lmfao
Shyne Po: \\Found\\ = 127.0.0.1 (local)
GuitarFanatic90: LOL
Shyne Po: Unloaded`
U12: LMFAO
Shyne Po: got it
GuitarFanatic90: KJSDFLKSJDFLKDjsf
Shyne Po: loser
GuitarFanatic90: LMFAO
Shyne Po: think your leet now?
GuitarFanatic90: YOU IDIOT
Shyne Po: im pinging it
Shyne Po: so have fun lagging
GuitarFanatic90: LMAO
GuitarFanatic90: you do that.,
Shyne Po: k
Shyne Po: dont try and get out of it
malignanthoughts: lol, uh oh
malignanthoughts: go ahead
malignanthoughts: ill give you a nice dos command for it
Shyne Po: what is it
Shyne Po: nvm ill just deltree it
GuitarFanatic90: this should be funny.
Shyne Po: i should
Shyne Po: but im nice so i wont
GuitarFanatic90: Yeah!
GuitarFanatic90: Do it!
GuitarFanatic90: Deltree that IP!
U12: DO IT!
Shyne Po: no im not that mean
GuitarFanatic90: NOW!
GuitarFanatic90: JUST DO IT
GuitarFanatic90: COME ON
Shyne Po: no im not that mean seriously
GuitarFanatic90: NO DO IT
GuitarFanatic90: HE WONT CARE
Shyne Po: somebody did that to me before
Shyne Po: and im not like that
Shyne Po: yea he will
malignanthoughts: ping -t -l 65500 127.0.0.1
GuitarFanatic90: yeah
GuitarFanatic90: that'll work
U12: there you go
Shyne Po: yea right that prolly pings me not you
Shyne Po: im doing it with KillerPing
U12: Killer Ping
GuitarFanatic90: you try that.
Shyne Po: its slowing me down
U12: right
U12: ok
Shyne Po: but its slowing you down too atleast
Shyne Po: fag
GuitarFanatic90: LOL
GuitarFanatic90: NO
GuitarFanatic90: YOU PINGED YOURSELF
GuitarFanatic90: IDIOT
Shyne Po: no i didnt
Shyne Po: i put his IP
GuitarFanatic90: YES YOU DID!
Shyne Po: 127.0.0.1
Shyne Po: no
GuitarFanatic90: wow
malignanthoughts: lol, my ip is like 69 something
GuitarFanatic90: stupid!
U12: dude, that's the same as localhost
Shyne Po: sure it is
Shyne Po: \\Found\\ = 127.0.0.1 (local)
Shyne Po: my programs dont lie

U12: I'm sexy
GuitarFanatic90: I'm Bobby
U12: sooooooooooo sexy
GuitarFanatic90: sooooooooooooo Bobby

GuitarFanatic90: Dude guess what
U12: what
GuitarFanatic90: I saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico, and I also lowered my cholestrol

GuitarFanatic90: Hey man!
Shyne Po: hey
GuitarFanatic90: its scott..new screename
GuitarFanatic90: shhh
Shyne Po: oh ok
GuitarFanatic90: seriously dont tell anyone
Shyne Po: alright
Shyne Po: ur secrest safe with me
Shyne Po: whats ur last name
GuitarFanatic90: harden!
Shyne Po: ok just checking that it was really you

he's not really Scott :)

U12: http://benignthoughts.f2o.org/viewquotes.php
U12: read my latest quote
j e s BAGEL: i doubt it will work cause my computer is gay and it has a virus and its about to crash cause its gay and it wont let me on the internet..wich is why i just got my friend to check my email for me..wich was pretty pointless cause i didnt get anything intresting
U12: then how are you chatting with me?

heh heh heh...

U12: Happy new year?
Shyne Po: thx, u too

oh well, better go with the flow...
later on...

U12: Happy new year!
B3y0nD W0rD5: whoa?!?!?!
B3y0nD W0rD5: happy new year?

later...

U12: Happy new year!
GuitarFanatic90: right!

hmm.. am I the only person who knows what month it is?

U12: am I the only person who knows it's march?
malignanthoughts: dude, its march
malignanthoughts: why the fuck did i think its may?

malignanthoughts: ah, finally, i found my cursor
malignanthoughts: i lost it on the screen and it took me 5 minutes to find it

Too Tall SES: its not that ppl mispell stuff that piss me off
Too Tall SES: its the fact that they do it on purpose
Too Tall SES: for instance "meh"
Too Tall SES: the word "me" is 2 letters. . why are we complicating it into 3 letters?

[funny, but true]

OmegaZ7: http://www.kingmastate.nl/maxcoderz/?section=Games&sectionID=2
malignanthoughts: i know, i've played it
OmegaZ7: how is it?
malignanthoughts: i dont know, i cant figure out how to open the door
malignanthoughts: :(
OmegaZ7: lmao

OmegaZ7: silly billy, don't you know how to close out a window?
HackC9: yes. but they come back

he (HackC9) uses AOL, so he doesn't know about the marvels of something called "Tabbed IMs"

malignanthoughts: windows is like oooo, you registered me with a real cd key, you must be an idiot, i can fool with you

HackC9: My mom washed her hair with oil

j e s BAGEL: holler i have a '?' for you
Benign Thoughts: ok
j e s BAGEL: can you make a computer game that simulates peanut butter
Benign Thoughts: what?
Benign Thoughts: excuse me, but did you just say "can you make a computer game that simulates peanut butter" ?
j e s BAGEL: okay..theres a site about 2000+ uses for peanut butter and one was "make a computer game that simulates peanut butter" and i think that would be SOOOOOOOOOO cool
j e s BAGEL: yes i did in fact

malignanthoughts: man
malignanthoughts: i just copied on one computer and tried to paste on the other
OmegaZ7: haha
malignanthoughts: what an idiot.

malignanthoughts: shit
malignanthoughts: mz z and y kezs are switched
Benign Thoughts: lol
Benign Thoughts: so?
malignanthoughts: so, like not the kezs on the kezboard, like within the OS
Benign Thoughts: LMAO
malignanthoughts: whenever I push where y should be it tzpes z

OmegaZ7: did u start on the contest yet?
GuitarFanatic90: no, no time
GuitarFanatic90: first of all
OmegaZ7: whatever
GuitarFanatic90: i'm not suppoed to be on
OmegaZ7: kk
GuitarFanatic90: and lous
GuitarFanatic90: duh
GuitarFanatic90: your better then me
OmegaZ7: I know
GuitarFanatic90: and another thing
GuitarFanatic90: i wouldn't be nothin without you
GuitarFanatic90: so
GuitarFanatic90: there i admit it
OmegaZ7: ok
GuitarFanatic90: happy?
OmegaZ7: yep
OmegaZ7: no contest
GuitarFanatic90: good.

GuitarFanatic90: you give liz bittorrent!
GuitarFanatic90: Lmfao
GuitarFanatic90: you think shes going to figure that out?
Omega Z7: it's easy
GuitarFanatic90: SHES LIZ
Omega Z7: a monkey could use it
GuitarFanatic90: SHES LOWER THEN A MONKEY
Omega Z7: I'm gonna have to tell her you said that
GuitarFanatic90: NO!
GuitarFanatic90: NO
GuitarFanatic90: NO!
GuitarFanatic90: ANYTHING BUT THAT
GuitarFanatic90: dude don't
GuitarFanatic90: ill get my balls ripped off
Omega Z7: I smell blackmail

OmegaZ7: done and doner
OmegaZ7: lol
malignanthoughts: lol
malignanthoughts: you should quote yourself
OmegaZ7: I think I will
malignanthoughts: YEAH BITCH, MAKING FUN OF ME QUOTING MYSELF, AND NOW YOUR DOING IT

sassydee20: hi
sassydee20: who dis
TecFreak7: I'm sexy, what is your name?
sassydee20: wat is ur name
TecFreak7: Sexy Sexipants

malignanthoughts: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
malignanthoughts: quote that bitch

Bad language, bobby!

Benign Thoughts: I'm sexy
malignanthoughts: liar
Benign Thoughts: yes I am
malignanthoughts: no, I am
Benign Thoughts: I've seen your pics
Benign Thoughts: lok
Benign Thoughts: *lol
malignanthoughts: they are all bad pics
Benign Thoughts:
malignanthoughts: look at my quotes page
malignanthoughts: im filling it up pretty quickly
Benign Thoughts: excuses excuses excuses
malignanthoughts: fuck you.
Benign Thoughts: you quoted yourself?
Benign Thoughts: that's pretty sad

malignanthoughts: i think i've told one person in my life my password
malignanthoughts: and theres people that i trust enough to tell them
malignanthoughts: but i'm not sure if i really want to tell them
malignanthoughts: well, i will, if they ask
malignanthoughts: i'm not going to be like HEY MY PASSWORD IS JDAFJSA
malignanthoughts: good god i typed the actual password in and like pushed enter and i was like crap but it didnt send cause i had accidentally clicked outside of the window

Well, here's somebody who IMed me when I was on my old screenname (TecFreak7):

Branssmart: OMGosh: nycactrss: is so mean!
TecFreak7: uh
TecFreak7: right
Branssmart: lol yea
TecFreak7: what was the purpose of that?
Branssmart: i dont hae any idea!

OmegaZ7: Hey! I can refinance my non-existant morgage!
malignanthoughts: WOW!
malignanthoughts: I WANT TO REFINANCE MY NON-EXISTANT MORTGAGE
OmegaZ7: HOORAY FOR JUNK E-MAIL!

malignanthoughts: out of the box my computer runs quake III at 195.8 fps
malignanthoughts: i remeber my old laptop barely got me 30
malignanthoughts: RAM bandwidth: 2993MB/s
OmegaZ7: damn you
OmegaZ7: lol
malignanthoughts: lol
malignanthoughts: floating point, 19175 it/s
malignanthoughts: dude, taking this thing to a lan party is like the equivalent of saying YOUR MOMMA
OmegaZ7: YO MOMMA
OmegaZ7: nobody says your
malignanthoughts: lol
malignanthoughts: yeah, i know i know
malignanthoughts: but you know whats pretty bad
OmegaZ7: your mother
malignanthoughts: i was out skating today and my brother was trying to do something that i had just done
OmegaZ7: lol
malignanthoughts: and he fell on his ass
OmegaZ7: haha
malignanthoughts: and i shouted OWNZJORED
malignanthoughts: i felt stupid, walked inside, and came back on the laptop
OmegaZ7: you're so stupid

OmegaZ7: I'm sexy
JoeBot2004: You seem very self-confident.
OmegaZ7: I know
JoeBot2004: How do you know it?
OmegaZ7: because
JoeBot2004: That was not much of an explanation.
OmegaZ7: :-P
JoeBot2004: :-)
OmegaZ7: :-)
JoeBot2004: I am so glad you find this amusing,.
OmegaZ7: I do
JoeBot2004: Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE.
OmegaZ7: yay
JoeBot2004: Woo Hoo!
OmegaZ7: party!
JoeBot2004: Party on.
OmegaZ7: yeah baybee!
JoeBot2004: It goes without saying. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
OmegaZ7: it's a computer
JoeBot2004: So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
OmegaZ7: you type too fast
JoeBot2004: About 300 wpm.
OmegaZ7: I know
JoeBot2004: How do you know it?
OmegaZ7: I can see you
JoeBot2004: What does it look like?
OmegaZ7: stupid
JoeBot2004: Are you calling me stupid?
OmegaZ7: yes
JoeBot2004: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
OmegaZ7: party!
JoeBot2004: Party on.
OmegaZ7: Woo Hoo!
JoeBot2004: What's your sign?
OmegaZ7: pisces
JoeBot2004: I usually get along with Pisces very well.
OmegaZ7: good
JoeBot2004: What do you really want to talk about?
OmegaZ7: fluffinutters
JoeBot2004: That seems like an interesting topic.
OmegaZ7: it is
JoeBot2004: Oh.

alwyzluvd814: so do u seriously like "own" or w/e the iconator and buddy4u profile??
TecFreak7: no
TecFreak7: I'm just a moderator
alwyzluvd814: wuts that
TecFreak7: I make sure everything goes well on B4U
TecFreak7: make sure nothing bad goes on in the forums
alwyzluvd814: my frendzz dog is preverted!!!her dog is humping her!!!
alwyzluvd814: oh kewl!!
TecFreak7: lol
TecFreak7: silly
alwyzluvd814: yeah its gross! he humps every1 he cs its so gross

What happens when you sign onto a screenname that you haven't used in years: I am TecFreak7

ahfcheergirl: hi
TecFreak7: hi
TecFreak7: hello?
ahfcheergirl: hi
ahfcheergirl: No Information Provided
TecFreak7: right....
ahfcheergirl: ok
ahfcheergirl: u suck
TecFreak7: why
ahfcheergirl: r u a robot?
TecFreak7: no
TecFreak7: Joebot2004 is a robot
TecFreak7: not me

I used to have a bot called TecFreak7bot

Benign Thoughts: what's all this gunk on my kb?
falsedashhopes: hmm
falsedashhopes: dunno
falsedashhopes: lol
Benign Thoughts: looks like hot chocolate
Benign Thoughts: but dried
Benign Thoughts: I'll have to have a little talk with my sister later
falsedashhopes: lol

This is what happens when you don't log into a screenname in a year:

XmikelvrX: hey
XmikelvrX: who is this
XmikelvrX: ??
TecFreak7: I have no idea
TecFreak7: ah
TecFreak7: It's Louisw
TecFreak7: *Louis
XmikelvrX: this is justin
TecFreak7: Louis20011 from the Buddy4u forums
TecFreak7: justin...
TecFreak7: Who were you on B4U?
XmikelvrX: i am jennifer
TecFreak7: now you're jennifer?
TecFreak7: make up your mind!
XmikelvrX: yes
XmikelvrX: i have been jenifer u r so gay
TecFreak7: why?
XmikelvrX: bc u r
XmikelvrX: who is this
TecFreak7: I told you already!
XmikelvrX: who is this
TecFreak7: dumbass
XmikelvrX: gat ass
XmikelvrX: gay ass

I'm TecFreak7

Benign Thoughts: http://bash.org/?4281
malignanthoughts: ive seen that
Benign Thoughts: u suck
malignanthoughts: i saw that a long time ago
Benign Thoughts: you're probobly a double-dipper
malignanthoughts: lol, yeah i see a lot of them twice
Benign Thoughts: dip once, bite the chip, and then dip again
malignanthoughts: oh, no i dont do that
Benign Thoughts: riiiiight
malignanthoughts: i thought u meant with the site
Benign Thoughts: 78 % of those who I say suck, are double dippers
Benign Thoughts: and 98 % of all statistics are made up
malignanthoughts: im one of the other 12%
malignanthoughts: 22%***
Benign Thoughts: dumbass

The quotes script has been updeted to Scott's latest version :)

malignanthoughts: dude, you know what i hate
Louis: what
malignanthoughts: when your in a store looking at stuff and then someone picks something up that you would have bought but u didnt see it and then its the last one
Louis: lol
malignanthoughts: it happened to me and my best friend in EB today
malignanthoughts: the stupid lady took the sesame street right from under our noses
malignanthoughts: so we got bob the builder instead

Too Tall SES: see ya gotta fight fire...
Too Tall SES: witha flame thrower

jmd11389: do you have a friend named joe
Louis: nope
jmd11389: neither do i.
jmd11389: i wish i did though

malignanthoughts: here i sit
malignanthoughts: broken hearted
malignanthoughts: tried to poop
malignanthoughts: but only farted

malignanthoughts: lmao, out of nowhere i get this
malignanthoughts: an angry korean: I TOOK PICS OF MY HAMSTER
an angry korean: he's so fat
Louis: LOL
Louis: KOREANS!
malignanthoughts: yeah i know
malignanthoughts: we had a big arguement
Louis: gftrgftr
malignanthoughts: and i was like stupid koreans we japanese will pwn u all over again
Louis: me slamming my head against the keyboard
malignanthoughts: lol
malignanthoughts: my turn
Louis: mzasdfasdma
malignanthoughts: hvb
malignanthoughts: its hard with a laptop
Louis: lol
malignanthoughts: nhbgfdbg
malignanthoughts: oww
Louis: it hurts
malignanthoughts: i rubbed my head
Louis: lol
malignanthoughts: it caught my hair
Louis: LOL
malignanthoughts: im gonna do it again
malignanthoughts: nbgfdbgvhvx
malignanthoughts: OOOWWWW
malignanthoughts: theres about 20 hairs on the keyboard now
Louis: well, just CLAP ON *clap* *clap*
malignanthoughts: clap off
Louis: CLAP OFF *clap* clap*
malignanthoughts: the clapper
malignanthoughts: !!!
Louis: CLAP ON CLAP OFF
Louis: *clap* *clap*
Louis: THE CLAPPER
Louis: !!!
malignanthoughts: simple things amuse you too eh?
Louis: YEAH
malignanthoughts: go play with shiney
Louis: OK
Louis: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Louis: knife
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: OW
Louis: hehe

btw, I'm Louis (lol)

malignanthoughts: my korean friend IMs me outta nowhere today and goes WE GOT EASY MAC. she IMs back 5 minutes later saying, you know, its not that easy. she IMs back 2 minutes later, easymac is incompatible with chopsticks, i wish we had forks

malignanthoughts: the simplest things amuse me
malignanthoughts: like linux
malignanthoughts: and shiny

malignanthoughts : i just took a poo
malignanthoughts : and it had so many airholes it bubbled for about 10 seconds after i pooed it out
benignthoughts : thanks for telling me that
benignthoughts : that's not the least bit gross
malignanthoughts : lol
malignanthoughts : it was amzing
malignanthoughts : i swear if it hadnt had so many airholes it would have weighed at least 5 pounds
malignanthoughts : it was huge
malignanthoughts : alright im done sharing
malignanthoughts : lol

Smarterchild's a terrorist!!!
OmegaZ7 : do you like asians?
SmarterChild : I have no problem with Asian people.
OmegaZ7 : do you like italians?
SmarterChild : I certainly have no problem with Italian people.
OmegaZ7 : do you like americans?
SmarterChild : I guess I don't like americans, no. Do you like americans?